A Day in the Life of a Lazy Sheep

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Obsession of the day: Vlogging.

a-cup-of-moriartea:


reminder a lot of people have this show up on their dash and it does remind them to eat after genuinely forgetting to so thank you for this

a-cup-of-moriartea:

reminder a lot of people have this show up on their dash and it does remind them to eat after genuinely forgetting to so thank you for this

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dioburandou:

1mbps:

dioburandou:

greatjaggi:

Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before

Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people

What the fuck

OP gave me ten seconds

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surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

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jaxblade:

swolizard:

you never know how close you are, don’t give up

The amount of times I recite this same analogy of Magikarp and Garados to my clients is ridiculous haha Keep pushing, Its like digging down but then giving up 1 inch short of finding that Treasure. NEVER GIVE UP!

jaxblade:

swolizard:

you never know how close you are, don’t give up

The amount of times I recite this same analogy of Magikarp and Garados to my clients is ridiculous haha Keep pushing, Its like digging down but then giving up 1 inch short of finding that Treasure. NEVER GIVE UP!

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greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

folie-a-ducks:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

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ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

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dentyou:

ゲスト寄稿した奴です

dentyou:

ゲスト寄稿した奴です

discofishstick:

spazzeonart:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDA!!!!! 
Love you goober girl <3

Awwwweee yay spazz Gui draw! Ilu2 sweetness. You’re rad. Thank you! ❤️

discofishstick:

spazzeonart:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDA!!!!! 

Love you goober girl <3

Awwwweee yay spazz Gui draw! Ilu2 sweetness. You’re rad. Thank you! ❤️

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

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dnotive:

I follow 550 blogs.

10 of them are NSFW.

Surfing tumblr at work has become a little game I like to call “horsedick roulette.”

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equestrian-pony-blog:

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actionables:

actionables:

So this happened

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oh how the roles and opinions have changed when it comes to a young boy

DAILY MAIL READERS, LADIES AND GENTS

FYI, when it first happened with the girls, everyone was calling their parents unfit to raise children, and the girls were being called narcissistic and fame hungry cause they had their picture taken for news, while with the boy, everyone was so quick to jump to his and his family’s defense, calling it a smart haircut, and his hairstyle none of anyone’s business.

I just wonder. When did hair become more important than education?

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icecreamhelicopter:

malcolm in the middle was the realest show

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